Aug 02

onlycupcakes:

Rachel submitted these awesome cupcakes she made using Blue Moon beer! Which happens to be one of my favorites. If you are interested in making your own - and are over 21 of course! - here is the recipe that she used. I plan on trying it out quite soon. 

Sounds delicious!!!!

onlycupcakes:

Rachel submitted these awesome cupcakes she made using Blue Moon beer! Which happens to be one of my favorites. If you are interested in making your own - and are over 21 of course! - here is the recipe that she used. I plan on trying it out quite soon. 

Sounds delicious!!!!

Oct 09

Recent Nobel Decision

Sep 25

[video]

Sep 10

Shaken, not stirred!

Shaken, not stirred!

The Ultimate Rejection Letter


Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html

Sep 09

Universal Studios is set to make what it calls a major announcement about its new “Wizarding World of Harry Potter” theme park on September 15th. -

(via fuckyeahvoldemort)

Naked man works 2 out of 3 times everytime!
sarahsized:

upanddowns:

(via fighterofthenightman)
very soon.

WHEN?!

Naked man works 2 out of 3 times everytime!

sarahsized:

upanddowns:

(via fighterofthenightman)

very soon.

WHEN?!

“Gimme back the cake, bitches!” — Posted by: Zombie Marie Antoinette

ARE YOU BORED OR HUNGRY?

Sep 08

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it’s a duck blur You might solve a mystery or rewrite history Duck Tales, Oo-oo Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there’s a stranger out to find you What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo! Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo! When it seems they’re headed for the final curtain Bold deduction never fails, that’s for certain The worst of messes become successes!

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it’s a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history

Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there’s a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

When it seems they’re headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that’s for certain
The worst of messes become successes!