August 2010
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October 2009
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Recent Nobel Decision →
September 2009
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WatchI’m thinking my day would be better if this were on the soundtrack.
The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been...
Universal Studios is set to make what it calls a... →
(via fuckyeahvoldemort)
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“Gimme back the cake, bitches!”
– Posted by: Zombie Marie Antoinette
ARE YOU BORED OR HUNGRY?
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Politically Correct Cat Terms
diamondcat:
My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator. My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools. My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity. My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/ skin ventilator. My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key. My cat is not a “shedding machine”, she...
Colbert Elated, Stewart Miffed
cleversimon:
And then I get cheered up by this fake news release (PDF) issued by NASA:
NEW YORK (MATS Central) - Comedic news commentator Jon Stewart is apparently miffed about ISS exercise hardware being named after fellow Comedy Central commentator Steven Colbert. Colbert lobbied to get the Node 3 element of the International Space Station named COLBERT in NASA’s online naming contest for...
Slutty Pumpkin [1.06]
HIMYM Trivia: What was Ted in this episode?
Ted: I just met the perfect woman. She's funny, she's beautiful, she loves "Star Wars"...
Marshall: Woah woah woah, what's her take on Ewoks?
Ted: Loves them!
Marshall: Oh, good. I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks, the Rebellion would have failed without the Ewoks.
Ted: And get this: She's a marine biologist, she spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
Marshall: Oh, penguins are cool. Kinda like black-and-white Ewoks. I approve.
August 2009
22 posts
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Fruit Salad
1 can peach pie filling
1 can mandarin oranges drained
1 can cubed pineapple drained
1 bag frozen sliced strawberries
3 bananas sliced
And really any other fruit that moves you.
Mix together all but bananas and refrigerate for 30 minutes or until strawberries thaw. Then slice bananas, mix and serve.
It’s really that easy and incredibly tasty! :)
