1. Notes: 54 / 2 years ago  from
   

   onlycupcakes:

   Rachel submitted these awesome cupcakes she made using Blue Moon beer! Which happens to be one of my favorites. If you are interested in making your own - and are over 21 of course! - here is the recipe that she used. I plan on trying it out quite soon. 

   Sounds delicious!!!!

    
2. 3 years ago 
   Recent Nobel Decision
3. Notes: 1 / 3 years ago 

   I’m thinking my day would be better if this were on the soundtrack.

4. 3 years ago 
   

   Shaken, not stirred!

    
5. 3 years ago 

   The Ultimate Rejection Letter

   ---

   Herbert A. Millington
   Chair - Search Committee
   412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
   College Hill, MA  34109
   
   Dear Professor Millington,
   
   Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
   regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
   an assistant professor position in your department. 
   
   This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
   large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
   of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 
   
   Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
   rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
   this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
   in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 
   
   Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
   
   Sincerely,
   Chris L. Jensen
   

   http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html

6. Notes: 45 / 3 years ago  from
   Universal Studios is set to make what it calls a major announcement about its new “Wizarding World of Harry Potter” theme park on September 15th.

   (via fuckyeahvoldemort)

7. Notes: 89 / 3 years ago  from sarahsized (originally from fighterofthenightman)
   

   Naked man works 2 out of 3 times everytime!

   sarahsized:

   upanddowns:

   (via fighterofthenightman)

   very soon.

   WHEN?!

    
8. 3 years ago 
   "Gimme back the cake, bitches!"
   - Posted by: Zombie Marie Antoinette
   • Tagged:
   • cake
9. 3 years ago 

   ARE YOU BORED OR HUNGRY?

10. 3 years ago 
    

    Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
    Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it’s a duck blur
    You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
    
    Duck Tales, Oo-oo
    Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
    
    D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there’s a stranger out to find you
    What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
    Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
    
    When it seems they’re headed for the final curtain
    Bold deduction never fails, that’s for certain
    The worst of messes become successes!

     

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